Intro/Hedonette 101

So basically, it goes down like this. Someday soon, I will leave. In the meantime, I have my hobbies to keep me company - said hobbies being reading, alcohol, food, and pop culture. All things that give pleasure, or all things that should give pleasure but don't, and why they failed. First topics will include Wuthering Heights, Batman Begins, bourbon and cold medicine. (Thanks, high schoolers!)